Trials of a two year old

I have my nephews today and at lunch time, the two year old, Dominic, says, "Poop!" to which I responded, "you got a poopie?" (Four years of college and this is my vocabulary on a regular basis) Dominic replies, "No! I do it!" (no argument there). A minute or two later Dominic starts jumping up and down crying, "ouchie!" I asked him if he had an "ouchie poopie" :l which he confirmed. I held him and said it was going to hurt but he just had to push it out. After a painful minute of trying he says, "Auntie, your turn." Oh how hard it is to be two.